Cetaphobia

Someone who fears of whales and the movie Free Willy.

This one time at the theaters we went to go see Free Willy and later this little kid was having cetaphobia everytime Free Willy shows up on the screen.

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fart lusting

Someone who farts too loud and too much while finds it very sexy.

I have to light out some matches because I can smell your ass from across the room. Now quit your fart lusting or else i'll have to shove a cork up your butt!

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The Poof

The Poof is a huge fart exposed in baby powder. As seen on the movie Jackass 2.5 where Johnny Knoxville adds baby powder on Wee Man's butt so he can fart, but unfortunately he crap himself.

Hi i'm Johnny Knoxville and this is The Poof.

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Bufonophobia

The fear of Toad from the Mario series.

No matter what Mario game Toad's in, he still won't play it due to his bufonophobia.

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