dicklexic

Getting the holes back to front

Says woman to man, "OUCH not in there! what are you? dicklexic?"

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bum hungry

To have a throbbing want or need for anus.
Facinated or obsessed with arse.

Signs that one is BUM HUNGRY:

•Will attempt to steer conversation to shit, farts or anal cavities at any opportunity
•Has butt related websites at top of 'favorites'
•During sexual encounters, will waste no time in attempting to put fingers, penis or inanimate objects in your arse

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bris vegas

A nickname used by Australians to lovingly but very much ironically call the Queensland capital. Brisbane, although beautiful and my home of homes, is NOTHING like Vegas.

When you "pary it up in Bris Vegas" you come home well rested, with a tan. Unless you are unlucky enough to visit on one of the 20 days a year it rains. Then you are just bored.

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cyber shy

A person who is apprehensive about using the internet for everyday conveniences for fear of repercussions like cyber bullying, identity theft or just looking stoonpid.

Being cyber shy is usually unwarranted and is often motivated by the fear of the unknown.

a) Barry refuses to use online banking as he's a little cyber shy.

b) Rhonda only lurks on social networking sites and is afraid to post because she is cyber shy.

c) Therese won't use facebook because she is cyber shy and doesn't understand that she has control over who can search her name and see her profile.