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The ball of dried semen and lint one finds on one's member after wearing no underwear under a new pair of track suit bottoms, post ejaculation.
I scored with becks last night but couldn't find my boxers. Woke up this morning to change out of my tracky bottoms and had a huge cock spider on me prick.
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A safe place to masturbate. Usually a place one uses frequently.
The missus isn't putting out lately. The tool shed has become an ad hoc wankshuary