Connor

Hey it’s me. Yeah my dick is big. Yeah I’m sorta sexy, yeah your girl thinks about fucking me. It’s all good: if you’re my friend I won’t fuck your girl unless you’re an asshole, then I’ll fuck her twice and she’ll cum thrice (unless she’s on meds :c ). Maybe I’ll even cum in her asshole, maybe she’ll even tap mine. I know you’ve never seen her get that loose before, it’s all good. It’s a combination between a healthy dose of love and a thick cock with some inches to back it up. No I don’t like you, stay away from her. This last one’s for Peep: love you bro.

Hey I’m Connor, nice to meet you. I prefer to be called Lucifer (I take a lot of Ls). *stretches out hand for a firm shake, but not too firm, unless it’s her father*