Tradie

Australian slang word for a Tradesman.

A labourer whom for most of there life, all day, every week-day, stands around talking utter bullshit and constructs part of a house for 75,000 peanuts a year. Aside from acting hard and earning fuck all, funnily think they are somebody special even though they do a job a 10 year-old could learn and do.. Commonly found picking there 17 year-old GF up from school in a clapped out ute/4WD.

"Did you catch that tradie in his Hilux with his retarded co-workers and 15 year-old girlfriend?"

"Haha yeah man, didn't you realize that's normal for them dead shits?!"

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Dutch courage

When someone drinks a few grogs and all of a sudden thinks they are Mike Tyson.

-“Look at this flog starting something over there”

-“Bitta Dutch courage”

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Homie

Slang word for a good friend.

“Hey homie, what’s up?”

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QLD

Possibly the greatest state in this beautiful country of ours! However, the bogan central of Australia.. Anyone who has lived there long enough knows this.

“The weather in QLD is perfect all year round”

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Snap off a deuce

To drop a huge turd in the shitter.

Gotta go destroy the bowl and snap off a deuce!

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Whoop-dee fucking-doo

Who cares, so what?

Homie 1: “Finally got a BMW, shits all over your Holden Commodore”

Homie 2: “Whoop-dee fucking-doo”

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Ned Kelly

The notorious Australian bushranger who constructed his own bulletproof armoured suit. The ignorant view him as a crook while most perceive him as a legendary Aussie hero and icon. Known for his famous last words "Such is Life" meaning that no matter what happens stress less, it's just life and we only get one. Ned was sadly hung to death on 11 November 1880, at just age 25.

-"Ned Kelly was an Australian legend"

-"Such is life mate"

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