Anglesea

A visually beautiful town.
However, home to the biggest wankas you will ever come across!

"How was the beach at Anglesea?"

"Beach was awesome, but that towns full of flogs!"

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QLD

Possibly the greatest state in this beautiful country of ours! However, the bogan central of Australia.. Anyone who has lived there long enough knows this.

“The weather in QLD is perfect all year round”

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Snap off a deuce

To drop a huge turd in the shitter.

Gotta go destroy the bowl and snap off a deuce!

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Mate

An English term used to address someone who is a friend. Can also be used in a passive aggressive manner to address someone you dislike.

"G'day Barry, how are you mate?"

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Geelong

A city full of crackheads and people who talk too much shit.

-"Did you go to Geelong?"

-"Couldn't wait to get out of there.."

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Ned Kelly

The notorious Australian bushranger who constructed his own bulletproof armoured suit. The ignorant view him as a crook while most perceive him as a legendary Aussie hero and icon. Known for his famous last words "Such is Life" meaning that no matter what happens stress less, it's just life and we only get one. Ned was sadly hung to death on 11 November 1880, at just age 25.

-"Ned Kelly was an Australian legend"

-"Such is life mate"

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Tradie

Australian slang word for a Tradesman.

A labourer whom for most of there life, all day, every week-day, stands around talking utter bullshit and constructs part of a house for 75,000 peanuts a year. Aside from acting hard and earning fuck all, funnily think they are somebody special even though they do a job a 10 year-old could learn and do.. Commonly found picking there 17 year-old GF up from school in a clapped out ute/4WD.

"Did you catch that tradie in his Hilux with his retarded co-workers and 15 year-old girlfriend?"

"Haha yeah man, didn't you realize that's normal for them dead shits?!"

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