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1. To procrastinate to the point of avoiding the thing completely
2. To do a job so badly nobody wants it, anyway.
Boss: What is this shit?
Employee: I was Speed Boat-ing...
Boss: You're fired!!!
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A belly which you can balance a beer bottle on, or an otherwise alcoholic snack.
Person 1: Dude, are you already drunk?
Person 2: Yeah, I got a beer belly!
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To pretend that you know what you're talking about, when in reality you're clueless...
Person 1: How will I ever make this speech?
Person 2: By Trumping!
Person 1: Will that work?
Person 2: Dude, this dude won the Republican Nomination with it, sooooo...
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To act British or to otherwise decide on a ridiculous choice in order to be cool and/or rebellious.
Person 1: Wow, I really wish I studied for my Biology exam!
Person 2: I guess you did a Brexit there, buddy!
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To act British or to otherwise decide on a ridiculous choice in order to be cool and/or rebellious.
Person 1: Wow, I really wish I studied for my Biology exam!
Person 2: I guess you did a Brexit there, buddy!
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