Fussy

Why are you looking on Urban Dictionary? Nobody's bothering to give a serious definition, just go look it up on dictionary.com.

Urban Dictionary is forcing me to put some text here with the word 'fussy' in it. So yeah

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Nickelback

Music, whether you like it or not.

Person 1: Nickelback isn't music!
Person 2: Yes it is.
Person 1: No, I don't like it, so it's not music!
Person 2: By your logic, nothing's music.
Person 1: No, by my logic... I don't know. But I know I'm right!
Person 2: Riiiiiiiight.

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Variety

A meaningless label that radio stations use to tell their listeners that there's a little bit of rock on the station.

Radio: "We give TRUE variety! And now for Katy Perry's 'Teenage Dream' followed by Nickelback's 'Rockstar'"

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Middle School

Going in-
Sound's fucked up, but how hard can two years be?
First week-
WHAT DID I DO WITH THE PAPER WITH MY LOCKER COMBO ON IT!? WHERE'S THE NEXT CLASS!? WHY DO I KEEP GETTING DETENTIONS!?!?
Next few months-
Yeah, yeah, I get it. I don't like Ke$ha. Who the fuck cares?
At the end of the first school year-
FINALLY!
Going in again-
Last year was bad, but I can survive another year.
First week of 8th-
WHAT THE FUCK, MAN!? YOU LEAVE ME CUZ I DON'T LISTEN TO ENOUGH HIP HOP!? AND NOW YOU WANNA FIGHT!?!?!?
Next few months-
Get me the Hell out of here.
Going out-
I'M FREE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I CAN FLY! I CAN JUMP ONTO A SKYSCRAPER! I CAN- oh, fuck, High School.

Middle School sucks if you don't fit in.
Middle School sucks if you fit in.

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Funny As Hell

People getting tortured for all eternity? That's hilarious!

--HAHAHA! Dude, that's funny as Hell!

--I know, isn't being sent to suffer forever hilarious?

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Wet Cement

A blank canvas for many behind-photocopiers, wannabe-movie stars, graffitiers, etc.

Person 1: Hey, dude... there's some wet cement down by the park.
Person 2: {mischievous look} Hehehe...

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Definition

In reality: The meaning of a word
On Urban Dictionary: Something sex- porn- or reproductive system-related

Definition in reality:
Hello: A greeting

Definition on Urban Dictionary:
Hello:
Said when watching porno

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