The Shit

The best of the best; something of top quality.

Not to be confused with shit, which is low-quality. Worst of the worst.

This TV show is the shit!

Tom's new car is the shit!

Basketball's the shit!

5👍 3👎

Care Bears on Fire

A great all-female Pop Punk child band trio. Used to have a boy, but was replaced with a girl. Sample songs are:
Everybody Else
Barbie Eat a Sandwhich
Met You On Myspace
Get Over It
Violet
Gym Class Haze

Person 1: Care Bears on Fire sucks.
Person 2: @@@@@@@@@ defend defend @@@@@@@@@@@@@@ spam @@@@@@@ i haet u @@@@@@ whaaaah!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Person 1: Jeez, it's just an opinion
Person 2: IDC!!!! @@@@@@@@@@@@ defend more@@@@@@@@@@@@ more spam @@@@@@@@@@@@
Person 3: Jeez, I like them, but not enough to whine that much about it.

5👍 8👎

WTF

Welcome To Facebook

Son: so, my dad has a fb now... WTF!
Dad: what does wtf mean?
Son: Welcome To Facebook

19👍 5👎

July 4th

The day we get drunk and light stuff on fire to celebrate America's independence.

July 4th

148👍 23👎

That girl has a pretty voice

Mom, that's Justin Bieber.

Mom: That girl has a pretty voice!
Me: Mom, that's Justin Bieber.

44👍 7👎

Zero

Something not to divide by.

OH SHI- WHO DIVIDED BY ZERO!?

167👍 30👎

Emo

The most overused word in the english language.

Person 1: You don't listen to pop? Ewwwww, you're so emo
Person 2: I know dude, c'mon, who DOESN'T want to listen to songs about sex, drugs, smoking, and being violent?
Me: You two need to be put behind bars.

15👍 6👎