Noshing

A polite word for masterbation, often used by 12 year old boys.

"Oh yeah, I was noshing yesterday night in the bath; it was like a submarine!"

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Slut dog

A dog that repeatedly smells or licks other dogs buts, but will never express a prefrence, therefore will keep on doing so until it dies.

"look at that slut dog! I wish it would make up its mind, i don't want it licking my Cocker Spaniel!"

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