Lesbot

A female robot that has a sexual preference for other female robots

When Lesbots have sexual intercourse, it is mostly characterized by a "TINK-TINK-TINK" sound.

Hey you stupid robot, stop touching me! I am not a lesbot!

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Shappy

adjective

1. to be incredibly retarded with at least one of your eyes lazy

2. to have an IQ less than 10

Guy #1: Hey, is that kid over there with shit stains on his pants mentally challenged?

Guy#2(shakes his head in a disapproving manner): No man, he is shappy, which is much worse.

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Qwerty

Noun

A vaginal wart found between a strippers legs.

Qwertys can be transmitted through sexual intercourse. To prevent the spread of qwertys, one must always wear a condom or just give up on sex entirely.

L: Oh my god! I found a qwerty last night when I was masturbating!

P: Are you serious? You need to get that shit checked out!

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Gianeye

A reference to a large, giant eye in the middle of ones forehead.

Usually is a cyclops

Gianeyes are most commonly found on the foreheads of monsters, but a recent trend in New Zealand proves that some parents prefer their children to have a gianeye. People with a gianeye are now mating with others who have one in hope to pass on the gianeye gene.

You can't tell when a gianeye is winking or blinking!

Squire

Noun

A wart found on or around a penis of a male stripper.

Squires are transmitted through sexual intercourse. To prevent the spread of squires, one should always wear a condom or give up on sex entirely.

Closely related to a qwerty but squires are found on the male sex.

L: Oh my god! I found a squire last night when I was masturbating!

P: Are you serious? You need to get that shit checked out!

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Bunion

A bunion is the result of wrapping up a small animal, preferably a cat, with a blanket tight enough to where it can't move.

The animals head is the only area left unwrapped.

Oh my god, Fluffy looks so cute in a bunion!

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Borders

Noun

1.Where emos and cheapskates go when they want to listen to free music.

2.Where creepers go when they look for potential prey

Creeper#1: Damn dude, I found this hot chick to stalk at Borders the other day

Creeper#2: That's sweet. Have you boned her yet?

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