Fortunato

A person who is naturally lucky in life and brings good luck to those around them. Fortunato’s are known for their large penises and confident demeanor. Fortunato’s are also immune to curses and cannot be jinxed.

I hooked up with fortunato and his huge penis last night.

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Zocked

1. A sports term used when a team or individual is the favorite to win but loses instead.

2. When a person brags about something happening but the opposite happens.

Anthony; The Mets are winning the division.

Antonio; Jesus is coming the Mets are gonna get Zocked.

danodamus

The term used to describe a football guru that can predict the outcome of fantasy footballs

Danodamus predicted that cat sean would be bucket bound before the season started.

1.5 Hit wonder

When someone is slightly better than 1 hit wonder status.

John and mike became Co-champs in fantasy making John the first ever 1.5 hit wonder