Gary Busied

Drunk to the point where one can only speak in unintelligle mumbles, loses control of bodily functions and possibly tries to fight best friend after mistaking them for a gremlin. This behaviour usually results in waking up in jail with little to no memory of the previous night.

Hogan* was so Gary Busied last night I couldn't understand a word he said. He kept saying something about lunar goggles and gremlins, then he tried to fight Carlos*, and somehow, from his backyard, ended up in the drunk tank.

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Nick Nolteed

Intoxicated to the point where all self-recognition is lost and one wakes up with fewer friends.

Wow, Hogan* was so Nick Nolteed last night he tried to kiss Kelly* and pissed his pants. He woke up beside Paris Hogan* with a toliet paper roll in his ass...

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