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A trifecta of ugly - where looks, brains and personality are all far short of attractive, or even average.
Have you met the new neighbor? Talk about trifugly!
A visage so loathsome it causes the penis to be rendered completely powerless, incapable of functioning.
Man, that bitch has a lethal dose of dicktonite!
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A special extra-strength shampoo, guaranteed to make even Kirsten Dunst's hooch smell fresh like spring rain.
Yeah, I was having trouble getting John to give me a good tongue-lashing "down there," but since I tried that kiki shampoo, I can't get his tongue out of my panties!
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1) jeans so tight they are somewhere between denim and paint.... or 2) jeans so tight they create a cameltoe
I'm wearing my poon jeans tonight - gonna get me some!
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