Wemo

A person who tries to be "emo", but is really just preppy in disguise. Wears multiple articles of clothing that are red plaid at the same time (ex. Red plaid skinny jeans with a red plaid hoodie). Favorite band is usually Never Shout Never. Talks about how depressed they are all the time, and dies the end of their hair black, then flips it over their eyes.

Wemo: I looove your jeans! I wish I had jeans like that. God, I hate my life. I'm gonna go cut myself to Never Shout Never.

Non-wemo: Yeah, right. Like your life really sucks that much. Besides, you wouldn't ever cut yourself. Your just a wemo