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Aka Ikea, the place where you can't find the exit, because there's too damn many people, and the layout is designed to empty your wallet/purse.
Jason: What are you up to this weekend?
Josh: My girlfriend and I are going to the Swedish labyrinth to look for a new armoire, or something to store our shit in.
Assholenymns are acronymns that only assholes understand. Tech geeks speak in assholenymns because they're the only ones who understand each other.
LOL is not an assholenymn because everyone knows what that means. WYSIWYG is closer to being one, but something like MMS or GUI probably qualifies.
A 17 year-old girl who will turn 18 within a week. Like the blackjack hand, it may be pemissible to hit on a soft 17, but not a hard 17.
Dude, she's a soft 17. If you were to hit that and get caught, the judge would probably go easy on you.
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Usually sold at 7-11 or other convenience stores, a whack pack is a collection of outdated porn magazines, usually three or four to a pack, wrapped in plastic, and sold at a discount.
While preparing for a marathon jerk-off session in his hotel room, John stopped by the local Quickie Mart and bought himself a whack pack.
The overpriced fashion favored by teenage twats. Can be seen in malls throughout the world.
Can you believe they charge 75 bucks for a t-shirt? That juicy cunture bullshit is wrecking this country.
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