Hello Sailor

A mating call said by gay men to Navy personnel and other sea-faring individuals.

I wouldn't say he's gay, but I could hear him mutter "hello sailor" a couple times last summer in Corpus Christi.

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nbc

Now that Friends will soon be gone, it will be hereafter known as The Law & Order Network.

It's Sunday, so L&O will be on three times tonight after Dateline.

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zayin

1) The seventh letter of the Hebrew alphabet, representing the sound of the letter Z.

2) A penis.

Meaning (2) taken from the shape of the letter referred to in meaning (1).

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America's Team

What we call the Dallas Cowboys, but we don't exactly know why.

I gotta get home from church so I can watch America's Team lose again.

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genius

1) A person of exceptional intellect and creativity. 2) A person with an IQ score of at least 140. 3) A special talent or skill, or someone with such an ability. 4) In Roman mythology, a spiritual being or tutelary deity that can have a strong influence over others, much like the jinni in Islamic folklore.

Maybe George W. Bush is secretly a genius, but he's only pretending to be an idiot.

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siktir git

Turkish for "fuck off".

Siktir git!

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Anthrax

A not-so-friendly nickname for Ann Coulter.

Oh God, there goes Anthrax worshipping McCarthy and spewing xenophobia again.

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