silver foot

What members of the Bush family are born with. Often found in owner's mouth.

"Poor George, he can't help it. He was born with a silver foot in his mouth!"
-- Ann Richards (later Texas Governor), 1988 Democratic National Convention

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soap opera

A weekday drama airing during the daytime, intended for women (particularly "homemakers"/"at-home moms"), known for excessively emotional acting and shallow plots and scripts. Soap operas are so-called because the earliest dramas, which originated in the 1950s and 1960s, were sponsored by soap-making companies such as Proctor & Gamble.

My wife's favorite soap opera is Days Of Our Lives. Or is it All My Children?

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poep

Dutch and Afrikaans for "poop".

Pronounced the same as English.

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inslut

1) A combination typo-Freudian slip.
2) Where young men love to be.

This definition will probably be deleted.

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Gummy

The artifically flavored and colored plastic-like material gummy bears (Haribos) are made of.

Is it highly concentrated gelatin, or a high-order petroleum polymer substance developed for NASA? Maybe they could use it to fix the damn Space Shuttles.

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bruh

Another way of saying bro.

Made unpopular by Pauly Shore.

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serial wife

A woman who gets married more than three times. See also Jennifer Lopez and Elizabeth Taylor.

He left his wife and the mother of his three children for a serial wife he met at church - herself recently divorced from a deacon.

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