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Wal-Mart

A chain of oversized superstores mostly found in the Southern USA, known for driving local stores out of businesses, selling poorly-made goods (especially clothing) made by third-world slave labor, using a gawdy image of shallow, phony patriotism and flag-waving, and contributing to urban sprawl. A major competitor to golf courses in wasting valuable land which could be used for farming and housing.

C'mon Louann, we gotta go to Wal-Mart and get Mama her Christmas present.

by LudwigVan December 8, 2003

2612πŸ‘ 625πŸ‘Ž


mealy mouth

Someone who speaks indirectly and bowdlerizes. One who beats around the bush.

The opposite of a "mealy mouth" is a "smash mouth", someone who "tells it like it is".

by LudwigVan February 1, 2005

204πŸ‘ 68πŸ‘Ž


potty dance

The act of hopping repeatedly with the thighs pressed tightly together when one's bladder is full to avoid an involuntary release of urine.

Hurry up in there, I'm doing the potty dance here!

by LudwigVan December 19, 2003

72πŸ‘ 16πŸ‘Ž


smarcastic

A combination of smartass and sarcastic.

Don't be so smarcastic.

by LudwigVan November 13, 2003

16πŸ‘ 5πŸ‘Ž


STFU or GTFO

Shut The Fuck Up or Get The Fuck Out.

Wise words, Ludwig.

by LudwigVan March 12, 2004

69πŸ‘ 13πŸ‘Ž


Homer Simpson

The quintessential American.

Mmm... forbidden donut.

by LudwigVan November 12, 2003

79πŸ‘ 16πŸ‘Ž


meyvn

Yiddish for expert. Also spelled "maven".

He's a real WordPerfect meyvn.

by LudwigVan December 6, 2003