Texass

The US state of Texas, or a Texan.

My wife has a cute name for all the states. Texass, Kansass, Assachusetts...

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Greyhound

1) A Dallas-based bus transportation company that carries passengers and packages throughout the US and bordering areas of Canada and Mexico. 2) Travelling cheaply and discreetly, such as one might do coming home from Vegas after losing all his money.

Guess I have to go Greyhound to Mama's house this year; I can't even afford Southwest Airlines.

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Nashville

1) Capital city of the state of Tennessee, known as Music City USA, because of the large number of recording studios and performance venues (most famous: the Grand Ol' Opry), specializing mostly in country and western music. 2) The country music business or country music artists in the collective.

Sheryl Crow is establishing herself as a Nashville artist, after a successful rock career.

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01er

Someone who always tries to oneup someone. Taken from the American game show The Price Is Right and the practice of bidding exactly one dollar higher than a previous bidder.

I get a hot new Mustang, and he gets one just like mine except it's a convertible. Why does he have to be such a 01er?

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judicial activism

A charge made by conservative activists against liberal judges, accusing them of using their office to make laws instead of resolve disputes over laws.

The term 'judicial activist' is almost applied to liberal judges. Conservative judicial activists, on the other hand, are called 'strict constructionists'.

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target practice

Placing a flushable object in a toilet (like a small piece of toilet paper), then urinating on it. Usually done by males.

I'm bored and sober. So I'm doing target practice in the bathroom.

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sprunt

A name for a fictitious feminine hygeine spray, proposed by George Carlin.

Sure, I always carry Sprunt in my purse. Right next to my Red Flag tampons.

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