Meow Meow Meow Meow Meow Meow Meow Meow

The jingle used in Meow Mix commercials, sung by a cat. One of the greatest songs ever written, a favorite of Homer Simpson.

Meow meow meow meow Meow meow meow meow,
Meow meow meow meow Meow meow meow meow,
Meow meow meow meow Meow meow meow meow,
Meow meow meow meow Meow meow meow meow....

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biscuit

What the British call a biscuit, the Americans call a cookie.

What the Americans call a biscuit, the British call a scone.

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semicolon

The remaining part of a colon (large intestine) after part is removed (usually because of cancers, tumors and cysts).

Well, Grandpa has a semicolon now, so he has to use a colostomy bag.

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well

If you remember the 80s, it was a warning that President Ronald Reagan was going to say something.

The bombing will begin in five minutes.

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hump music

Music appropriate for sex, such as that by Marvin Gaye and Barry White. Also the incidental music in pornographic movies, often very cheap disco.

I got five whole CD's of hump music for when my wife and I celebrate our wedding anniversary.

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tilde

1) A curved line, used over N in Spanish for the palatal nasal (the middle sound of "canyon" and "onion"), or nasal vowels in Portuguese (like in the city name São Paolo). 2) The character ~ (Shift-GraveAccent on a typical PC keyboard), used to similate smoke emanating from an ASCII cigarette: <//////*~~~~~

/me passes a phat spliff <///////*~~~~~ to LudwigVan

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koose

Offensive slang for vagina. From Arabic.

Koos 'ummak! ("Your mother's cunt", a common Arabic-language insult.)

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