level 5 vegan

A vegan who won't eat anything that casts a shadow.

From the Simpsons.

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Big D

1) Dallas, Texas
2) divorce

I'm goin' through the Big D and I don't mean Dallas.
-- Mark Chesnutt, "Goin' Through the Big D"

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Zion curtain

The part of the western USA where the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints is most prevalent, especially the states of Utah, Idaho and Wyoming. Taken from the term "Iron Curtain" coined by Winston Church to describe the formerly communist Eastern European nations.

Though it's deep behind the Zion Curtain, Salt Lake City is a relatively progressive city.

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howdy ma'am

To have sexual intercourse with someone, if the other person is female.

I gotta go home and howdy ma'am the missus.

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black-and-white

A worldview that sees all things being either good or evil, with no "gray areas". Characteristic of the Bush administration, and religious and political conservatives.

Conservatives see things in black-and-white. Liberals see things through rose-colored glasses.

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Ohio

The Florida of the 2004 Presidential Elections.

Florida had dimpled chads; Ohio has provisional ballots.

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cult

One of the chief exports of the United States, examples being Pentecostalism, Southern Baptists, Pat Robertson, and key members of the Bush Administration.

The former USSR is learning fast that religious freedom can have a downside, thanks to the influx of various cults, most of which originate in the US.

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