howdy ma'am

To have sexual intercourse with someone, if the other person is female.

I gotta go home and howdy ma'am the missus.

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black-and-white

A worldview that sees all things being either good or evil, with no "gray areas". Characteristic of the Bush administration, and religious and political conservatives.

Conservatives see things in black-and-white. Liberals see things through rose-colored glasses.

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ass o'clock

An unreasonably early hour.

I gotta get up at ass o'clock every day for the next month. I hate my job.

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chilito

1) Mexican Spanish slang for a small penis. 2) A former food item at Taco Bell, which was a chili and cheese burrito.

With that chilito, no wonder your wife left you, cabrón.

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funk

1) A foul odor.
2) A style of R&B music whose artists include James Brown, Parliament-Funkadelic (aka P-Funk) and Red Hot Chili Peppers.
3) Depressed mood.

1) Somebody take out the garbage, it's funking the whole apartment up.
2) I love playing funk bass.
3) I need to get drunk to get out of this funk.

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cult

One of the chief exports of the United States, examples being Pentecostalism, Southern Baptists, Pat Robertson, and key members of the Bush Administration.

The former USSR is learning fast that religious freedom can have a downside, thanks to the influx of various cults, most of which originate in the US.

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Big D

1) Dallas, Texas
2) divorce

I'm goin' through the Big D and I don't mean Dallas.
-- Mark Chesnutt, "Goin' Through the Big D"

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