seven string

A guitar, usually electric, with an additional low B string below the low E, mostly associated with new rock and new metal (KoRn, Linkin Park, Staind etc.)

Hed and Munky have nice seven strings.

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bible

1) The Hebrew and Aramaic scriptures of Judaism (Old Testament) and Greek scriptures of Christianity (New Testament). 2) The holy scriptures of a particular religion, i.e. the Qur'an in Islam. 3) A work of great authority in an area of study.

Chilton's is the auto mechanic's Bible.

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pareve

In Jewish dietary laws (see kosher), a food that contains neither meat nor dairy products, so it can be eaten with either meat or milk.

Mayonnaise is pareve, butter is not pareve, but milchig.

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Mohel

A Jewish rabbi that performs a bris (circumcision of a Jewish male).

Scarier than a mohel with shaky hands.

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knee-jerk

A spontaneous, thoughless, predictable and stereotypical reaction to something, usually an opinion or a statement.

An entire culture of American neo-conservatives has seemed to build itself on a type of knee-jerk reaction to any kind of criticism of the Bush Administration or the loyal element of the Republican Party, even from fellow conservatives -- the kind of pseudo-patriotism discouraged by Theodore Roosevelt.

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bushwhack

1) To assault someone unexpectedly.
2) What happens to you when you lose your job and some of your Constitutional freedoms thanks to a decision of the Bush Administration and the GOP-led Congress and Supreme Court.

Lost my job today cuz they're outsourcing, and I got arrested for being a Democrat. I'm on welfare now. Aw shit! no more welfare, they cut me off on that too.

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roargasm

A very powerful sexual climax causing one to scream loudly.

Wow, ever since she's been taking Wellbutrin, she's having multiple roargasms every night.

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