truck stop trunk mop

When you take a girl to a flying j's truck stop, go into the men's room and lick each others butt holes.

Last night I took Tiny to the Dennys on 36/37 . After dinner we slid into the bath room for a nice Truck Stop Trunk Mop. It was glorious.

Trap Music

Its a type of TERRIBLE Rap, hence Trap music. It is void of any rhyming talent or actual musical ability.

You want to hear something that sounds worse than Country music? Here listen to Trap Music "artist" Migos.

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Shit for the Cycle

When you have to play a road game(poop in a public restroom) and 4 these next 4 things all go right to make it comfortable experience.

1. Cold, clean toilet seat(cold so you know no one has sat on it for a while)
2. You have a nice,easy, clean dump(a minute or less)
3. Single wipe(although you go back for a second just to be sure)
4. No one notices you just took a dump at a gas station, no one knocks on the door or enters to pee or shit next to you in a multi stall bathroom

2 guys at a McDonald's.
Guy 1, Dude, I gotta take a shit, be back
Guy 2, damn dude, unplanned road game? Good luck.
Guy 1 is back 90 seconds layer
Guy 2. Damn dude you change your mind or w a s the bathroom closed,nasty?
Guy1, Nah brother, I Shit for the Cycle!
Guy 2, NIIIICCCE