sado-masochistic

Adjective: engaging in sado-masochism. A form of bondage-discipline or pain-pleasure.

Bruce and his lover Brian were into BSDM and were a sado-masochistic pair.

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feature creep

A dangerous disease of writing software: the original set of features is constantly added to by the product managers, driving the software engineers batty and causing massive delays in release of the product.

The program was delayed nine months by constant feature creep.

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WWRGD

"What Would Rory Gilmore Do?" When there is a difficult path ahead in life, ask yourself this question, and all will be good. This is a spin of WWJD (What Would Jesus Do) based on the Gilmore Girls series on The WB.

Oh my gosh! I've moved to college, but I miss mommy so much. WWRGD? Ahh, thats it... Rory would go home to mom and have a series of bad dialogues about nothing.

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Pwe

Burmese (yeah, yeah, Myanmar): A dance festival, Canival of the Spirit Soul, danced by a Kadaw, who can be a cross dresser. The skilled Pwe dancer can move each buttock independently. The dance is to appease a spirit called a Nat.

Colonel Smythe-Jones took his guests to see the Pwe dancers in colonial Burma, but the ladies were shocked at seeing a dancer jiggle her buttocks at the audience. One of them fainted, but the rest of the women had something more interesting than "It was hot, blazing hot" to put in their letters home to England.

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AI

Anal Insert

Mommy, can I buy that AI? I think it should plug up quiet nicely up Bill's Bum.

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size large

Medium to small size. Tiny, insignificant, embarrassingly in need of those Swedish enlargers sold through spam emails.

Mikhail Gorbachev, faced with a shortage of condoms and a rising threat of AIDS, asked President Reagan for assistance in supplying the Soviet Union with prophylactics.

"Send us 10 thousand, colored red, with the words SIZE LARGE and MADE IN USSR printed on them."

President Reagan was glad to help, though when Gorby got the shipment, he thought perhaps the President was a bit hard of hearing. Because the condoms were red, all right, red, white and blue. Printed on them in block letters was MADE IN THE USA and SIZE SMALL.

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dope

Slang form of heroine derived from the high dopamine content which is the basis of heroine.

How long you been doin' dat dope, Mr. Charles?

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