Bald-assed bitch

What you call someone after they warn you about a mistake after you’ve already made it

Beyoncé touches her eyes after eating super chili hot wings and then the host of Hot Wings warns “Don’t touch your eyes!” She yells, “I know NOW, you bald-assed bitch!”

Ludicrust

When a sandwich, burrito, or such is too big to fit even in your big mouth.

I ordered their breakfast burrito so big i had to use a knife and fork to eat it. It was ludicrust!

George Santosed

When you fall for someone's bald-faced, outlandish lies.

I was so George Santosed by my boyfriend who said he was a doctor, had a house in the Hamptons, and that his dad was an astronaut; can't believe I fell for that.