Belt Jutsu

Attack of Asian Dads

Asian Kid: *Gets B-*
Asian Dad: BELT JUTSU/ベルト術

Domain Expansion: Closet of Pain

The ultimate attack of an Asian Dad

Asian Kid: *Gets an F*
Asian Dad: That's It, no holding back 領域拡大：痛みのクローゼット (Japanese for domain expansion: Closet of Pain)

Furgalator

A synonym for anything bad

Person 1: *Gets their toe stubbed*
Person 1: FURGALATOR