Thomas

It’s a laptop with intel core i5 10100, with GeForce graphics card Gforce 4060 Ti, but with 1 bite of memory because HE CANT F****** REMEMBER THAT I LEFT THE SOUP FOR ME AND NOT FOR HIM.

Me: Ima going to eat the soup that I putted in the fridge

Thomas: *Eating the soup*

Me:*Beats the shit out of him*

Matematický seminář

Its a class where you ejaculate and beat your wiggle dinosaur under the table. The mathematical equations are soooooooooooo sexy. Its best to aim at the tablet because it is very hard to see the cum. The lessons are hard like my cock.

The teacher: Lukáši you are so good at matematický seminář
Lukáš: *beating his meat under the table* Thanks teacher
Tomáš: You are spraying it on me you dumbass monkey. Aim at the teacher