cherry danish

the result of one cumming all over a woman's face and punching her in the nose

After two hours of receiving head, the cherry danish I gave her reminded me that I had not yet had lunch.

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turtle victim

One who is turtle'd unwillingly possibly by a turtle-ist

Last night James became a turtle victim at the hands of the Manchester Turtle-ist

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i aint playin

The phrase that an adult nagger uses to control her young tyke...

Baby...I ain't playin...hush your mouth..

Shaquavea...I said I ain't even be playin

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chappo

best footy player ever he should play for school next year

dummies hits the gap and scores

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futurama

Set in the future, where robots humans and aliens live together.

Benders Most used words:
1.Ass
2.Dafodile
3.shiny
4.my
5.bite
6.pimpmobile
7.chump
8.chumpette

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Wenis

Essentially, a cross between weiner and penis.

The typical Dashboard Confessional fan is a wenis.

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Strumping

Pelvic thrusting motion to the tune of music

"that guys such a strumper"
"that dudes really strumping"

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