earthass

the most absolute largest, universally colossal, king sized planet, mammoth ass you have ever seen owned by an individual. when seen, the viewer is tranced by a state of paralizing awe that he/she concludes that such an immensely huge ass must have some kind of benevolence to do good- has it the answer to world hunger? the cure for cancer? or something of the sort.

"hey man, did you see the size of that earthass? i cannot believe it's possible to grow an ass that large. SERIOUSLY!! having tabletop and branded mcdonald arches on both ass cheeks, dude!"

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George W. Bush

president of the united states. Likes to pick on brown people, cuz he thinks they are terrorists. did he know that the biggest terrorist organizations is whte? it's called the IRA dumbass. Not to mention He has no clue what the 4th ammendment is, patriot act what?!?! Sucks at the economy, hey lets piss away more money into another war and give al;l the rich peoplesom money back. total moron, I could go on for hours but you'll prolly get bored

Fucking bush is at it again!

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female ejaculation

During orgasm all of the fluid emitted from a woman's urethra is ejaculate. Thought it may feel like your urinating, it's just the sensation the uteris gives you as it contracts and relaxes during orgasm. The best thing to do whilst having sex or oral is for the woman to relax, and at the point of Orgasm to not hold back, but to relax. Do keep a couple of towels near by because your female friend could be a bit more than a pussy cat, and have you swimming in gods juices. Hint: Your right i am a bloke out there to help, i have found this information out and passed it on to you so give it a go and good luck:):):)

Stimulation of the G spot or Clitoris and with a high level fore-play by the man will lead to an Intense Orgasm

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haha claws

Play on the words "baja claws", a brand of off road tire. These are the tires mounted on a brodozer, the chosen ride of the desert bro. These tires are massive in size, and prestine in appearance, due to the fact that they never see off road conditions. They are often jet black, glazed in tire gloss, and unevenly worn due to bad toe in from cheap lift kit installations.

Check out the haha claws on that brodozer. Do you really need those just to get to the No Fear outlet?

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tarah

tarah: good bye. Often used by people in the north of England.

Tarah mate! I'll see you later!

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elliot smith

Um anyone who wrote a definition is a fuckign idiot because Eliot smith is not a real person. However Elliott Smith is the best artist of our time. You can also call him Steve Smith if u want to get technical

IT'S ELLIOTT SMITH not Elliot Smith

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bo selecta

a real funny progame ever

thats proper bo
oh no my tail poped out
thats a big load of babs yes babs
craiiiig david

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