Someone who has not adapted to the modern standards of being a douche. Typically old people that are totally douches. Not having the mental capacity to learn a new method of douching.
warren norton is a renaissance douche. he's my neighbor and he's a dick! (look him up!)
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Someone who has mastered the art of douche and is rewarded a high military rank for no reason...just to emphasize how big of a douche this certain person is.
this guy is a colonel douche
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