Shommit

To shit and vommit simontaniously, usually resulting from extensive alcohol consumtion.

"My stomache is going crazy, I think I'm about to shommit, where can i find a bucket and a toilet?"

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Shit Ticket

a piece of toilet paper

"I need to wipe my ass, but I'm all out of shit tickets!"

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