Rugby ball

Floatation device

Can be used to float

You drown

I give you rugby ball

You float

Tom

Is king

Tom is king

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Jude

"Hmm" he said

"hmm" they enquired as they realised he was a jude

Smunker de funker de bunker

The son for monkey d luffy

He has a bunker

The smunker de funker de bunker bunker

Luke

Not funny

Simply not funny he's a Luke

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Cormaic

He's an absolute lad

Is that Cormaic?

Aye he's an absolute legend

Oliver

Big dick
Also funny noises

And cars

He'd got a Oliver