Goose song

A Good Ass song.

Since the phrase good ass song is now a bit cliche, use

"GOOSE SONG!"

2 people are talking about music.
(sorry if you like the band, just my opinion)

Person 1: Dude i'm going to the Matchbox 20 show tonight!
Person 2: Dude, they blow.
Person 1: I guess, but they have one 'goose song'
Person 2: What song?
Person 1: "How Far We've Come" obviously.
Person 2: Oh yea! that song is a 'goose song!'

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brett favre

Except to nothing knowing football fans, most wisconsinites, mississippians, and packer fans, one of the most overrated players in NFL history. Yes he's thrown more touchdowns, and yards than anyone before, but its not that hard when you started every single game since your second year for 16 years(and throwing too much), and no thats not resilience, thats just luck not getting hurt. Playing with a broken thumb doesnt count, it doesnt even hurt. OOOH BOOO HOO a thumb! To add to that, he broke the all-time interception record of George Blanda. Guess how long he played? 26 years. Not kidding, it took brett 9 years less to break it. To add, people think its awesome that he played after his dad died, if you know brett favre and his stubbornness(evident now in the recent packer vs favre case), you know he only played because he wanted to keep his streak going. Dumbass arrogant packer fans think hes the greatest quarterback ever, when he's not. I'll give him top 10. Yes his stats are good(minus being the INT King), but after players retire, they are remembered for winning, not stats. His .500 record in superbowls(1-1) is pathetic compared to Montana's(4-0), Bradshaw's(4-0), or even Brady's(3-1). People also praise him for winning 3 straight MVP's. It's not 3, its actually 2 1/2, due to the fact that his third, he split it with Barry Sanders, barry just gave it to him. Some packer fans even mistake others for him, i've personally witnessed it, thats how dumb they are. All in all, brett favre is nothing but a overrated, over-throwing, a little above average quarterback in the NFL who should stay retired and keep modeling for his hick, wrangler jeans.

1:Dumbass Packer Fan: HEY! thats brett favre!

Intelligent Sport Fan: No thats not. That's Steve McNair.



2: Person #1: Who should i draft in my fantasy football draft? I go #7 overall.

Dumbass Packer Fan: Draft Brett Favre! He's gonna be a beast this year!

Person #1: That might be a good idea

Intelligent Sport Fan: you're kidding right?! haha, i'd rather draft Ryan Fitzpatrick




#3 Arrogant packer fan: I really hope brett favre doesnt retire.

Intelligent Sports fan: why not? hes an old, washed up piece of shit. Yeah he had a good season last year, but look at his weapons. Greg Jennings, Donald Driver, Donald Lee, Ryan grant?! It's not that hard to be that good, he got pretty lucky too.

Arrogant Packer Fan: so? he basically makes the packers.

Intelligent sports fan: who gives a shit? wouldnt you rather win, and have a chance for the superbowl than to just have brett favre?

Arrogant packer fan: eh, prolly not. i love brett, i'd prolly blow him.

Intelligent sports fan: typical.

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rip and dip

To go somewhere you would never go to for any reason other than to smoke marijuana -- usually a blunt(to 'rip' a blunt) -- and leaving as soon as the session is finished due one or many of the following:
1. Saw a cop earlier
2. The little-to-a-shitload of paranoia the marijuana produced
3. It's cold as fuck
4. You have to catch something(like a movie or family dinner) that required you to be high in the first place
5. The whole situation is just sketchy

To 'dip' means to dip out of the place, dip out of the situation, etc.

Pip and Quart are smoking a schwag beezy in the Target parking lot:
Pip: Hey Quart, it's roachin' now, let's hurry up.
Quart: Why hurry Pip? I was thinking we could bust out the bong after this blunt.
Pip: Naa, I'm good - high as fuck and I'm kinda gettin paranoid..
Quart: Damn... not again bro, you gotta cut that shit out if you're gonna rip with me.
Pip: Well I wouldn't be as paranoid if we didn't see that cop car a few min ago.
Quart: Yeah I guess, let's just rip and dip.

Same people above are smoking yet again, another schwag beezy in the creek behind Pip's neighborhood.
Pip: Yo Quart, this roach is about to die, should I kill it?
Quart: Yeah I got the piece here too.
Pip: Na man, I was plannin on just rippin' and dippin' tonight, no long sessions - I have a popcorn family party to catch in a few minutes.
Quart: Oh wow you're a pussy Pip. It's fine I guess, I'll jus smoke it at the party I'm going to later tonight.

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Hawot

An Onomatopoeia. Pronunciation: haa-wuht. It's a noise/sound/whatever you make to acknowledge someone as being stupid and to insult them. However, it's very lenient in usage. You can use it to show indifference, boredom, or just about anything to insult someone.

ex 1: Herbert comes in wearing a green shirt and purple pants.
John: Hawot

ex 2:
Jim: Dude, what's up?
Riley: Not much, you?
Jim: I'm ecstatic! I just got a girlfriend!
Riley: Hawot.

ex 3:
Pip: Hey you wanna come over?
Mike: and do what?
Pip: We can play my new nintendo DS and eat some popcorn!
Mike: Hawot.

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cum tooth

A person who has teeth that are either normal/yellower colors, and has bits of bright white chunks on some parts of his teeth.

2 kids are in a middle of an argument.

Kid #1- "dude your the stupidest kid ive ever seen"
Kid #2- "i guess but you got cum tooth"
Kid #1- "im speechless, why so personal"
Kid #2- "sorry, its the truth though"

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droops

A fat man's tits. used to criticize fat men, especially by the beaches. Origninated from the word- droop. droop means hanging/saggy/greasy kinda.

other forms of the word- droopies, droopy ass tits

two kids walking down the lake see a fat man without his shirt.

Kid #1- hey look at that fat ass!
Kid #2- woah!
Fat Man- leave me alone
Kid #1- we would if you would put your shirt on
Kid #2- yeah man put away those god damn nasty ass droops
Fat man- ok ok i will! im sorry.

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the wheel

This is the one person that doesnt have a date, when everyone else does in the group. All of your friends go on a movie, so you decide to tag along but find out they brought girls and you didnt, leading you to feel awkward as shit, or stupid, or if your just gay, nothing. i've personally done this a bunch of times and its not fun, and i dread doing it. other terms- wheeling it, 3rd/5th/7th/etc wheel.

Ex#1:

John: Hey Eric, what are you doing tonight?
Eric: Nothing much, going to the movies with a few people.
John: Mind if i tag along?
Eric: Na, movie starts at 7, we are meeting there.
John: Alright
(7'o Clock)
John: Hey guys!
Eric/Matt/Bill/Alex: sup john, wheres your date?
John: i dont have one?
Matt: Well looks like your the wheel tonight.
John: Wow thats fucking stupid.


Ex#2

Jake: You guys are fucking faggots, i didnt know i was wheeling it last night.
Paul: Sorry man, we thought you would bring someone.
Jake: Well next time you guys go out somewhere and want me to come, tell me if you guys are bringing girls or not, i fucking hate being the wheel

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