Jesus

He is obviously Hispanic with an uncircumcised dick the size of a tic-tac. He will ALWAYS cheat on you and lie about it. He thinks he’s amazing but in reality he has very low self confidence. He’s a sex addict who will always break your heart.

“I can’t believe that Jesus cheated on me with my best friend”
“Why does this Jesus penis look like a turtle In it’s shell”

Brandon

Every Brandon (branden) who ever lived or is living, is either a felon, drug addict or woman
Beater. They love getting innocent girls addicted to drugs and then calling them a whore. Complete douche bags.

That poor girl must have gotten involved with brandon dile
Don’t be such a brandon and stop whining