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When someone is so fat that when they look up, it looks like they have a pack of franks (hot dogs) on the back of their neck.
Person 1: how fat is they?
Person 2: they so fat they got neck franks. when they look up, they lookin' like they got a pack of franks on they neck.
When you drop a huge ass duce, and you wipe your ass, but there's nothing on the toilet paper. (so you end up wiping at least 5 more times to make sure, cuz u don't want swamp ass)
It's like magic. You shot it out .... and then it's gone
*has poopdini*
Wow, must be my lucky day. I'm gonna play the lottery!
When you get kicked in the balls so hard, your nuts are the size of apples
*gets kicked in the balls*
F*ck, I got some apballs right now!
Angry Karen who yells at everybody in a dollar store, thinking that her broke ass is a general.
The Dollar General was yelling at be because I took the last box of dollar store tampons
A random word or phrase that gets uttered out without thinking, but makes total sense. Usually used by smart-asses.
Daughter: âYou really disappoint me sometimes.â
Dad: âItâs not my fault your disappointed in my thinkingismsâ
When you blow into your tuba so hard that you shit your pants ( and ur eyeballs almost pop out of your head).
I shitubaed myself yesterday trying to blow into my clogged tuba
The sound you hear in a public bathroom when someone's busting ass on the shitter.
Commonly heard in Walmarts and Taco Bells.
I knew I was doomed when I could hear the unpleasant sound of the porcelain echo, through the door of the Taco Bell bathroom.