Bald as a coot

A well good term used to describe a lack of pubic hair on a womans flower or muff as it were. Basically a shaved/waxed fanny!

'ooo iv got a right mound on me, i better get rid'
couple of minutes later...
'bald as a coot'

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Dishy bloke

A sarcastic terminology used to describe a lad who is just not blessed in the looks department. Basically an ugly fucker!

Leanne: oh my days...look at the fookin state of him, did ya see?

Louise: oooooo fookin 'ell, dishy bloke...he'd defo get it!!

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not a full shilling

Someone who is off their fookin head, in other words...a sandwich short of a picnic!

Lele: As if u did a bit of fookin for a chicken burger....
Lulu: i know, not a full shilling am i....

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