Coromance

1. defines a relationship started during the Corona Pandemic of 2020; a romantic relationship that could not exist beyond the virtual world due to risk of infection, government-mandated shut downs and travel restrictions.

Although their Coromance was intense, they had yet to touch each other.

Eternal engagement

What a savvy woman enters into in lieu of marriage. A permanent fiancé with the added benefit of a diamond ring, but without any of the complications of marriage. A diamond ring without the strings.

My friends are celebrating the fifth year of their eternal engagement.

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Packing Heat

When an individual is infected with an STD.

You better be careful and wrap it up because that chick is packing heat.

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Coromania

The emotional toll that is an effect of having to shelter in place due to the Coronavirus worldwide pandemic of 2020, causing the general public to hoard hand sanitizer and toilet paper, engage in Facebook fights and suffer general mental deterioration due to enforced family time and homeschooling their children.

Did you hear about Wendy? They found her in the closet with a bottle of wine trying to hide from her children. She's clearly suffering from Coromania.

Slip-n-slide

Having sex right after a shower when still wet.

My boyfriend loves to take me every morning as soon as I step out of the shower. He can’t get enough of that slip-n-slide.

Mon homme

French term of endearment for a man. Generally means my darling, honey, sweetie. Literally means, "My Man". How an over thirty something female refers to her masculine lover.

Where is mon homme?

Captain America

A man who refuses to practice safe sex, believing he is immune to all STDs (a la Captain America's immunity via Super Soldier Serum injections).

He's pulling a Captain America by refusing to wear a condom when he knows she's packing heat.

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