suckling cow

A sexual act where a man gently puts his sack of treasures into the mouth of a sleeping person (preferably a woman). Use at own risk. Do not use on people who talk/grind teeth in their sleep.
If you want to make it interesting, when you cum, shoot down their body. After you dry off, grab a ruler and measure how far it flew. However many inches it went that is how many points you have in one game. Try it with friends

Person 1: Why do i have vinegary pubes in my mouth?
Person 2: Have you ever heard of the suckling cow?
Person 1: (Throws up)

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