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Little Prince

Basically a champion card in clash royale that is just lord farquaad if he was a ten year old and annoyingly snobby. Ironically goes well with goblin giant decks.

Literally no players like him because of his snarky personality, not even the clash royale king likes him, except some bad girl who looks like blonde vector.

On release, this card was released free and turned out to be a broken card, so everyone was using it. Let’s just be thankful it wasn’t locked behind a paywall at least like evolutions.

Little Prince: “what up, Fam”
Player: *sends a rocket at the Prince and mirrors it because no one likes him*
Guardian: “Bonjor”

by Lumberloon main November 8, 2023

2👍 1👎


Barbarian cannon

Barbarian cannon is a card in clash Royale that is basically the mortar but like shoots gaybarians at a speed of a baby zombie and is 15x more gay. Anyone who uses barbarian cannons in clash Royale is so gay that they probably have never taken a shower in their life and probably sleeps with his uncle every night.

As if e giants and lumberloon freeze wasn’t gay enough, people who max out barbarian cannons probably are even more gay and make e barb users look straight. Barbarian cannon users are most likely just a group of 16 autistic clowns but even then clowns are funny unlike these gay barbarian cannon users. If anyone has this along with rage and freeze, just close your app and click uninstall. It’s not worth even trying to win.

Normal human being: “alright gonna play some ladder gonna get me some trophies”
Barbarian cannon user: *pulls out yawing and goblin emotes*
Normal human being: “Ok this Guy is annoying I’ll show him some manners”
Barbarian cannon user: *places cannon with rage and spams yawing princess emote*
Normal human being: “Ok that’s it I’m jumping off a frickin’ roof”

by Lumberloon main October 12, 2022


Msmg

Msmg is a stream on a small website called imgflip, and is short for ms_memer_group, Or Mildly small memer group… even though it is the second biggest stream on the whole website. The stream is typically ran by 6 year olds who call themselves teenagers and stalked often by whores, and is always on the brink of drama and collapse.

Doctor: so can you tell me how you spend most your day?

Patient: I spend most my time on the internet chatting to a group called msmg

Doctor: ah. That explains this morbidly huge crater in your forehead.

by Lumberloon main October 13, 2022

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Arkuum

An arkuum is a word made by a website called imgflip in where a owner or a high power administrator commits a streak of mod abuses that basically cripples the group they’re in. Usually in the website, it refers to an owner of a stream (max five owners) who removes all the other owners permissions and takes full control of the stream.

On other apps such as discord or Reddit, it can be referred as “an owner or administrator who permabans everyone with mod powers below him and anyone who has the potential to become a mod.”

“So how come this server has no moderators even though it has 200,000 people in it?”

“The top administrator just committed an arkuum and left”

by Lumberloon main October 13, 2022

6👍 1👎