Girlfriend

A human manifestation of an STD as other girls stay away from you because you have one.

Girl: "You're cute, do you have a girlfriend?"
Boy: "Yeah I do but..."
Girl: "Boy bye!"

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Slap

A manual reset mechanism used to correct glitches in human behaviour.

Mike: "Yo I heard Marcus talking smack about you"
Tyrone: "Yeah I know but I fixed it"
Mike: "How?"
Tyrone: "I slapped the shit outta him"