Bull Tard

The opposite of a docile tard, a bull tard is person who is both retarded* and extremely aggressive. Often possesses "tard strength." This person would rather fight you than talk it out; would rather use violence than intellect; would rather use brute force than finesse.

*Does not necessarily have to be actually retarded...simple dumbasses can also be tards, and by extension, bull tards.

Friend: Dude, your little brother just threw his bowling ball halfway down the lane and put a dent in our lanes!

Me: Yeah, sorry...he's a bull tard. He breaks things.

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Lasternmost

The most last thing ever.

1. "Alright students, turn to the lasternmost page in your notebook and write the definition for the lasternmost word in your glossary: zygote."

2. "I ran the 800 once in High School. I didn't just get last place...I came in lasternmost place."