Simon Cowell’d

That will be a no from me.

Dude: I just asked her out and got Simon Cowell’d.

Waiter: Would you like to try the squid, tonight?

Customer: That’s a no from me.
Waiter: Why does the squid always get Simon Cowell’d?

Alpha and Luna

A dream team couple who met online and are two peas in a pod.

Omg! They are so cute together. What an Alpha and Luna.

Have you seen them in the library? So Alpha and Luna reading Philosophy.

Oh yeah, a match made in heaven...very Alpha and Luna.