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Kamiak High School

Kamiak is a large school with two campuses, three separate buildings for; gym, swimming, and acting. It has around 20 portables, a greenhouse, a normal sized track, a base/softball field, a soccer field, a tennis court, and three parking lots.
Kamiak does have a drug problem. Every year for about two or three years now, someone going to the school has died from a drug overdose.
Last years drug of choice, besides pot, was Oxycontin. The school has also had problems with meth, heroin, etc.
It has has a few bomb threats where dogs have had to go through the school to find said bomb, only to discover said controlled substances in numerous lockers.
But even though there is a large problem with drugs at Kamiak, it should not overshadow how hard the other students work to graduate with near-perfect GPA's, and how hard, even the teachers work. One of our own even became a doctor, while working as a teacher here.
Kamiak is a huge school, so even though, what would seem like a large majority of students involved in that sort of lifestyle, is actually a quite modest percentage among all students put together.

kid1: What school do you go to?
kid2: Kamiak High School
kid1: Oh, you mean KamiCrack.
kid2: No, you stupid sack of shit, I mean Kamiak

by Lunchizzle August 19, 2009

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