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bagbreath

when a man or womans breath reeks of a sweaty nut sack

Hey bagbreath, shine my shoes.
Damn dude...you got some bad bagbreath happenin!
I went to make out with this hottie last night, but I couldnt get close enough to her mouth cause of the rancid bagbreath she had!

by Lunicus September 15, 2006

28๐Ÿ‘ 4๐Ÿ‘Ž


Fag Fog

The large cloud of fruity smelling vapor emanating from the yap of a douche flute addict.

Lucky for me I can't see your gay face through that giant plume of fag fog

The bigger the cloud of fag fog the gayer the douche fluter be.

by Lunicus May 23, 2019


buttffet

An establishment serving all you can eat ass

I walked into the buttffet and was in awe over the rows of dishes under heat lamps bent over with their asses ready to eat.

I was so hungry for ass, I accidentally ate a man's ass at the buttffet last night!
Don't tell anyone
Oh....I won't

by Lunicus January 28, 2012

27๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž


Urban Dictionary Underachiever

Person who thinks stringing together a few words and making a gay ass acronym or loser with no friends who submits someones name counts as a valid submission

Editing the submissions is not as fun as it used to be as too mant idiots are putting stupid acronyms or names of people they either love, hate, know, idolize ,etc,etc....FUCK OFF TROLL!!!

Why don't all you Urban Dictionary Underachievers (UDU's) go start a website called wefuckinlosers.com and troll your gay ass heads off....shiteaters!!

by Lunicus April 15, 2012

23๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž


Number Three

The dreaded third shit of the morning, usually hits as soon as you either take a shower or leave the house.

My god that cheap draft is haunting me now! Number Three came knockin as soon as I walked out the door!

As I was drying off after a hot shower, number three hit with a vengeance not often seen in this universe and I had to dirty my clean arse....goddammitt!!

by Lunicus February 9, 2013

42๐Ÿ‘ 32๐Ÿ‘Ž


Confirmation Wipe

The act of wiping your ass to find out if you shit up your ass crack after a particularly gruesome fart.

Oh my!! that ripper will definitely require a confirmation wipe!

My confirmation wipe revealed what I was afraid of...I just shit myself on my first date!!

by Lunicus December 4, 2011

46๐Ÿ‘ 5๐Ÿ‘Ž