shitwist

a shitty twist, a twist or swerve in a plot that is unsatisfying or makes poor logical sense once the initial shock of the twist occurring has worn off

Most of M Knight Shyamalan movies in with a shitwist that make them unfun to watch again.

NG

An abbreviation for No Good that was made popular by the anime Super Milk Chan. Especially one entire episode called "NG" wich acts as a blooper reel and we are shown outtakes or "NG" takes of scenes that where used many times in the series.

It also is not meant to gramerticaly correct. IE in the quote below the woman says "Absouletly NG", now, in english saying "Absouletly No Good" in the context of refusing a proposition would be incorrect. Thus, we can assume, that its not meant to be taken literal.

"What you serisouly want me to eat this?! Absouletly NG!!"

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Friend Crush

When someone in a relationship becomes close to another person to the point where if they weren't already in a relationship they would probably go out with the other person.

Girl 1: Mike is such a nice guy. He is funny, smart, and kind of cute.

Girl 2: You have a crush on him don't you?

Girl 1: No Im really happy with Billy, I just have a friend crush on Mike.

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Awesomthe

A way a super excited kid with a slight speech impediment might say "awesome". When said, or written purposely, it is superlative to "awesome", can be used as a meta ironic self depraving about ones excitement of something (realizing the excitement might be limited to oneself or that what was just previously said or written might be unintentionally overexaggerated excitement), or a combination there of.

Guy #1: Did you hear? They are finally releasing Star Wars on Blu-Ray and the Super De-Duper Collectors Edition Final Set will have all the various versions of the films released over the years included.

Guy #2: Oh thats pretty cool I guess.(clearly not a big enough star wars fan to enjoy the news himself).

Guy #1: (Now as excited as a kid on Christmas morning who has been up all night snorting pixie sticks) ITS AWESOMTHE!!!!

Guy #2: Yea sure its awesome for you.

Guy #1: No, not "awesome" its AWESOMTHE!!!!!!!!!!!

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trolling

To move through; the acting of going through a large amount of things. Trolling is not the same as being a troll

"I was Trolling all the PSP forums the other day"

means - "I was going through a lot of different PSP forums the other day"

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Tosat

An abbreviation meaning "Taking Our Sweet Ass Time" but said as a word. Even though it uses the word "our" it can still be applied to a singular person.

#1 Person A: What took you guys so long to get here?
Person B: We enjoyed the trip and didnt rush unlike you.
Person C: Yea we tosat'd it up here and had fun.

#2 Person A: Whats taking you so long Person B? You tosating it or what?

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gramer

A person who acts like a gamer but really only plays Madden, Halo, and GTA. Similar to a douche and has qualities of a jock.

Chad plays Madden and Halo all day and knows nothing else about gamings; he's a gramer.

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