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Chub

A breed of fish resembling a small carp. These fish are small, terrible and when caught, display the amateur abilities of the fisherman who caught it. When caught, said fisherman will more than likely be verbally abused/hazed by his more dominant alpha male friends.

Hey man, when’s the last time you caught a chub?

It’s been a while. I remember pork chop used to blow them up with black cats when he caught them out of the creek.

by Lurays elocutioner September 3, 2019

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