edma

A gull who can't fly but won't sink. Shes a hooker who once gave a bj to spongebob on christmas. She has nine eyes and sleeps in a tiggers belly. No homo.

Me:is that Edma?
Someone: thats a guy dude!

Me: oh....

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baek

The man who is secretly gay for me. He is afraid of spiders and once ate an entire whale with his feet. He has many aids to share with you. He loves kiki ;)

Baek: Hey you wanna get it on?
Me:what about Kiki
Baek: don't worry she likes yaoi.
Me: okay then let's do this.

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