Edenbridge

The heart of Surrey, if you go here 9 times out of 10 your met by 10 boys with greasy slicked back hair thinking they’re on a madness but really they’re just inbred cunts. Keep you’re car and dogs safe ;) . Apart from that in Edenbridge it’s just full of Inbred Pykeys.

“Do you like Edenbridge?” “Nah”