cream pie

When a man ejaculates into a woman's pussy or a man or woman's anus and then either the ejaculator or someone else licks, sucks or otherwise cleans it up by injesting the fluids.

When my boyfriend cums in my pussy and then my husband eats the cream pie.

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head splinter

I don't know what a head splinter is, other than the obvious, but UD should never have approved the previous definition. Everyone knows that a song stuck in one's head is called an ear worm.

Dude 1: Man, I got a head splinter!

Dude 2: Do you want me to get my tweezers?

Dude 1: No, it's a song.

Dude 2: Don't be an idiot, that's called an ear worm!

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